Archive for the ‘Halloween Masks’ Category

Pauly D, The Situation, JWOWW, and Snooki. Unfortunately, we live in a society where these have become familiar names in household and internet discussions. I’ve come up with something better.  This is the possible future of the cast if they continue their guido ways… Let me introduce you to the new and improved fist pumping [...]

Even though I do not have cable… the issue of the New York mosque building sight seems to creep into my life (and facebook feeds) every day. I don’t vote. I don’t care. I don’t see things effect my life one way or another with whoever is in power. However, this mosque dilemma seems to [...]

Tobin Bell aka “Jigsaw” of the Saw movies is perhaps one of my favorite of all movie killers. He never really directly killed anyone or took a completely “innocent” victim. His victims were people with shady pasts who didn’t full appreciate life as they should. Jigsaw’s mission was to teach a lesson, and he did [...]

Revisit Camp Crystal Lake for three and a half minutes of Jason Voorhees kills set to the tune “Friday the 13th” by  ZOMBIE! And play horror trivia Sunday at 11:45 PM EST on their facebook page, if you’ve got the chops to back up your  encyclopedic knowledge of horror movies with lightning fast responses. Watch: [...]

Even at 26, I am still afraid of the dark. It’s gotten worse since I moved into my own place; I seem to have an uncanny ability to creep myself out when alone at night, especially after watching the ghost hunting shows that are all over cable. It’s amazing how the mind works- the sound [...]

Are you socially awkward? Does your pocket protector double as a cock blocker? Do you get about as much sunlight a day as Oprah’s minge? Is what you first look for in the opposite sex a flirty come hither username? Does your idea of daily exercise consist of walking up and down the stairs of [...]

The ghoulish Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull, seen here in an aerial photo via the German tabloid Bild, continues to make the news for its reign of terror over Europe. Not flying planes into that zombie-ash sounds like a good call. Want to dress up as Eyjafjallajökull? Pick up a Goon 12 mask — it’s almost uncanny! [...]

We last left our hero (you) in the middle of the woods at his mother in law’s rickety old farm house. He was with his beautiful woman and just about to step up the the looming door. … As you both stare at the sorry excuse for a house in front of you, you lightly [...]