Tobin Bell aka “Jigsaw” of the Saw movies is perhaps one of my favorite of all movie killers. He never really directly killed anyone or took a completely “innocent” victim. His victims were people with shady pasts who didn’t full appreciate life as they should. Jigsaw’s mission was to teach a lesson, and he did [...]
Posts Tagged ‘costume’
Want to Play a Game?
Posted: 8th August 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween Masks, Halloween NewsTags: 3d, clown, costume, game, jigsaw, movie, pig, puppet, saw, tobin bell, torture
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Feeling Med-evil? Dragon Slaying Party!
Posted: 30th July 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween Decorations, Halloween Fun, Holiday IdeasTags: cake, costume, dragon, how to train your dragon, kids, knight, medieval, party, princess
Here’s the plan. Go with me on this one. It’s the kid’s birthday, or you just got a raise at work, or you got a divorce, or just any excuse in which a party can be thrown. Go with a medieval theme. Due to the popularity of the movie “How to Train Your Dragon” the [...]
“Kill Me” Elmo
Posted: 27th July 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween Props, Holiday IdeasTags: america, children, conspiracy, costume, death, die, elmo, iraq, oscar the grouch, sesame street, terrorist, tickle me, toy
That furry red body, those crazed bug eyes, and that high pitched deceivingly innocent baby voice… it’s just not right I tell you. I did my research on the little critter we’ve all grown to hate… Sesame Street’s own red devil, Elmo. Elmo may seem innocent, but we know better. If you remember back in [...]
3 Steps Instant Popularity
Posted: 25th July 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween Fun, Halloween MasksTags: costume, fashion, games, geek, mask, nerd, Popular, world of warcraft, WoW
Are you socially awkward? Does your pocket protector double as a cock blocker? Do you get about as much sunlight a day as Oprah’s minge? Is what you first look for in the opposite sex a flirty come hither username? Does your idea of daily exercise consist of walking up and down the stairs of [...]
Captain America Needs a New Costume
Posted: 13th July 2010 by mark in Halloween Costumes, Halloween Fun, Halloween NewsTags: awesome, captain america, costume
It looks like after that awful Wonder Woman costume redesign it’s time for the nerds over at Project Rooftop to come up with a new costume for Captain America. Let’s hope this one gets done right. After all there is nothing like cruising around in a skin tight red, white and blue spandex suit and [...]
Alternative Baby Boy Apparel
Posted: 11th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: baby, batman, boy, clothes, cool, costume, fashion, halloween, infant, kid, shrek, superman, trend
Besides the fact that hell would freeze over, if for some reason by the immaculate conception I, the Halloween Harlot, had a child… I would make it awesome. Face it, baby clothes are expensive. Add the clothes to the cost of formula, diapers, school, food, etc and you’ve grown yourself your very own financial pocket [...]
Babies: Other Uses.
Posted: 7th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween FunTags: baby, child, costume, cute, funny, horse, infant, mother, pony, pregnant, useful
Ok so maybe the babies for dinner blog didn’t exactly sit well in your stomach (pardon the pun). So…being the fair and liberal journalist that I am, I tried to think of other possible uses for babies, perhaps something a little more politically correct. I couldn’t do it. Babies are bald, puffy, bite sized old [...]
Prince Charming. Part 1.
Posted: 30th April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween FunTags: bad date, costume, date, how to lose a guy, prince, prince charming, princess, story
You saw his picture on Facebook. He was a friend of a friend. You requested him. He accepted. You looked at all his photos and were enamored. You found his status updates entertaining and exchanged various silly posts to each others walls. One fateful day your Prince asks you out on a date. So you [...]
Babies. The other white meat.
Posted: 21st April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween Fun, Halloween NewsTags: baby, baby bunting, banana, costume, dessert, eating, funny, infant, pizza, recipe, shocking
Imagine if we could solve poverty and world hunger at the same time? In 1979, Johnathan Swift published a classic satire essay that proposed a solution: sell the babies of the poor as a delicacy to rich English gentlemen. In this way he mocked high society and shed a light on class disparity by his [...]