Posts Tagged ‘death’

That furry red body, those crazed bug eyes, and that high pitched deceivingly innocent baby voice… it’s just not right I tell you. I did my research on the little critter we’ve all grown to hate… Sesame Street’s own red devil, Elmo. Elmo may seem innocent, but we know better. If you remember back in [...]

Our 10 days of torture continue with day number two. Before the invention of our much beloved electric chair, there was a different seat to die on, something much more terrifying. Let me introduce you to none other than the Chair of Torture. A simple and fitting name for this living room essential. The chair [...]