Are you socially awkward? Does your pocket protector double as a cock blocker? Do you get about as much sunlight a day as Oprah’s minge? Is what you first look for in the opposite sex a flirty come hither username? Does your idea of daily exercise consist of walking up and down the stairs of [...]
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3 Steps Instant Popularity
Posted: 25th July 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Costumes, Halloween Fun, Halloween MasksTags: costume, fashion, games, geek, mask, nerd, Popular, world of warcraft, WoW
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Alternative Baby Boy Apparel
Posted: 11th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: baby, batman, boy, clothes, cool, costume, fashion, halloween, infant, kid, shrek, superman, trend
Besides the fact that hell would freeze over, if for some reason by the immaculate conception I, the Halloween Harlot, had a child… I would make it awesome. Face it, baby clothes are expensive. Add the clothes to the cost of formula, diapers, school, food, etc and you’ve grown yourself your very own financial pocket [...]